Kid Funny

Warning: the following kid funny is all poop potty talk.

Nathan had just finished going poop in the bathroom.

Nathan: "Mom!" (runs out to living room) "I went poo poo and I tried but couldn't flush it down."
Me: "Did you push down the handle and hold it until you count to 10?"
Nathan: "I did that, but all my poop did was this....." (proceeds to imitate poop circling and not going down the toilet)
Uncle Brendan: "What was wrong with it? Was it too big?"
Nathan: (runs back to bathroom) [while laughing] "You're so funny. You like poop." [still laughing]