Sh*t My Mom Says

2/13/2011 - While watching the Grammy's on the phone with my mom...."Wait, who is that neanderthal? Who is this guy?  He looks like a cave man. He looks like just went hunting and skinned a woolly mammoth for a cape.".







(Lenny Kravitz - Grammy's 2011)














12/30/2010 - "I'm glad the Eagles gave Michael Vick a second chance, but he should never own another dog! Someone should give the guy a pet turtle."

Date Unknown - "You know, back in the old days you would have no problem telling who was crazy and who wasn't.  Now-a-days everyone walks around talking to themselves [bluetooth] and you have no idea who the weirdos really are."